fuckyeahlaughters:

I eject my USB without safely removing,

(Source: thewisepickle, via fuckyeahlaughters)

batreaux:

pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable 

(via emilaugh)

zaynmalik-me:

can i borrow your african american crayon? 

(Source: malikmeister, via emilaugh)